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Funny jokes

1)Santa dialled a phone number.

A computerizd female voice said,

"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".

Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

 


2)Hum to nikle the apni tanhai se ladkar Mohabbat ki talash me... Baap re garmi bahut the gnnaa ka ras pikar aa gaye......hindi jokes

 


3)Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar,

baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur

kyko love apne jagah hai aur

Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah


4)Ghadi Ghadi Selfie khichne wali

ladkiyo ke mobile

aab kuch kuch time ke baad khud hi

bol padte hai- chalo muh banao baby

selfie leni hai....

Baby-jara Lipstick aur Fair N lovely

bhi laga le slefie cute aaygi.......new jokes in hindi


5)Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat

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Bewafai Alag

Judai Alag

Tanhai Alag

Or

Mummy Se Pitai Alag.

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Mummy Aram Se Maro

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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

03rd May 2018

Aakashshaw

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